Ms. Fix It

Let me ask a few questions.....

1. Could I fix the toilet that is leaking and costing me precious money every month? No.
2. Could I fix my sink which is leaking? The disposal is broke. To get it to work I have to run an extension cord from the plug of the disposal to a plug in in the wall and then do it very fast cause it will spray water everywhere in my kitchen. Nope, I can't do that.
3. Could I fix my sons room up so that he has some doors for privacy? Nah, too easy.
4. Could I fix my computer hates me and runs massively slow? No way.
5. What about my car that makes this awful noise since dh hit a dead animal? Ain't gonna happen.

So what can I fix?

1. Broken dolly arms
2. Invisible boo-boo's
3. A simple snack for starving kids
4. A sock that has magically come off the foot when it shouldn't
5. A pant leg that is messed up
6. Hair 5 seconds before they have to leave for school
7. A book that just won't stay put

So far most of the problems my 10, 8, 5 and 2 year olds have.... I hope it stays that way for a little longer. Makes me feel like a Ms. Ty Pennington.